Gender Interpretation!
Words With Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female.. Any part under a car's hood
Male.......The fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.......Playing football without a protective cup.
3.. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male......Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter- tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male......Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male.....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male......Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male......A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.