[Luckyus]

Gardener At The Zoo​

Guy gets a new job as a gardener at the zoo, on his first day his first task is to trim up the plants around the aquatic area, whilst pulling up reeds in the ponds a big fish comes up and takes a bite out of his finger.
The guy has a short fuse and picks up his shovel and manages to hit the fish and kills it. In a panic and fear for his job he decides to lob the fish over into the Lions den as he knew Lions eat more or less everything.
A couple of hours later he is trimming the grass near the open monkey/ape compound to which he has a pass, as he was working a chimpanzee threw stones at him and pissed on him, in his rage he beat the chimp and its mate with the spade and killed them.
In his panic he again threw the corpses to the Lions to dispose of evidence.
Last thing in the day he was tidying up arond the bee hives and was constantly being stung, in a rage he picked up his spade and beat the hive and bees to a pulp.
Once again he had to dispose of the evidence and threw the lot over into the Lions compound then went home as if nothing had happened.
Next day the Lion compound received a new member from a different zoo. The new Lion had a look around and asked the residents what the food was like in that zoo.
Actually said the resident head Lion, its pretty average though it has picked up recently,
Yesterday for example we had Fish, Chimps and Mushy Bees.