Funny things mums do.
My mum at 93 mostly is ok but sometimes she gets pronunciation wrong. Here is her current classic.
Mum, “Trev I’m so happy now because all my pot plants had not been going well but Mark next door repotted them with new mulch. They are flourishing”.
Me, “How come mum Mark could help?”
He is clever because he works for the council and he is a horny-cultist because he went to TAFE and knows all about plants
![Face screaming in fear :scream: 😱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png)
Me, “mum I think you mean a horticulturist!
mum, “yes that what I said!”
Me,” oh ok Mum
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f602.png)