[Singomate]

Funny Lawnmower ​

A friend and I used to play every Saturday, one day went around to pick him up. He was not there his wife said he was down shop for her, she asked me to have a look at the new Lawnmower it won't start and lawn is growing so out I went checked it no petrol so fueled up 2 pulls it starts, Mate comes home and says to me what have u done, I have told wife mower was broken now I have mow Lawns

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A friend and I used to play every Saturday, one day went around to pick him up. He was not there his wife said he was down shop for her, she asked me to have a look at the new Lawnmower it won't start and lawn is growing so out I went checked it no petrol so fueled up 2 pulls it starts, Mate comes home and says to me what have u done, I have told wife mower was broken now I have mow Lawns

Good one, @Singomate !

 

[Dennis]

Thought this one was a bit weak.

 

[John Lalor]

What I did was lower the blades as far as possible and when I was finished I was told to not bother mowing that she would do it from now on

 

[Janet g]

Thought this one was a bit weak.

 

[hdhensel]

Thought this one was a bit weak.

agree

 

[Sloopy]

Lame,sorry.

 

[Barb28]

Not the best

 

[Rabs1955]

A friend and I used to play every Saturday, one day went around to pick him up. He was not there his wife said he was down shop for her, she asked me to have a look at the new Lawnmower it won't start and lawn is growing so out I went checked it no petrol so fueled up 2 pulls it starts, Mate comes home and says to me what have u done, I have told wife mower was broken now I have mow Lawns

Sorry, I didn't find this funny.

 

[Vinylted]

Smart wife...

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

A friend and I used to play every Saturday, one day went around to pick him up. He was not there his wife said he was down shop for her, she asked me to have a look at the new Lawnmower it won't start and lawn is growing so out I went checked it no petrol so fueled up 2 pulls it starts, Mate comes home and says to me what have u done, I have told wife mower was broken now I have mow Lawns

Lol just a normal hubby Ha Ha Ha

 

[RTS]

What I did was lower the blades as far as possible and when I was finished I was told to not bother mowing that she would do it from now on

I bet she still served your dinner to you, and didn't burn it so you'd have to cook your own.

 

[Howie]

Thought this one was a bit weak.

Me too

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

I didn’t think it was funny at all