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Funny Inappropriate Jokes About Religion
Read At Your Peril​

Why did God give men penises?​

So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?​

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

How do you catch a naked man that breaks into a church?​

Catch him by the organ.

How do you get a nun pregnant?​

Dress her up like an altar boy.

Why did Jesus die a virgin?​

Every single “wound” he touched closed up.

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?​

A rabbi cuts them off. A priest sucks them off.

What do priests and McDonald’s have in common?​

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.