.png){kind=icon}
Fun in the park
Two statues, one female and one male, had been sitting at either end of a park for 100 years. As you can imagine they were covered in grime, rust and, of course, pigeon poo.
As their 100th anniversary came around the good fairy appeared and said I will grant you 1 wish to celebrate and I will bring you to life for 1 day and you can do whatever you like for 24 hours.
The good fairy waves her wand and as they come to life they run towards each other, ambrace, and rush into the bushes. There is incredible thrashing around in the scrub and about midday they both stagger out and say to each other ..what do you want to do for the rest of the day? The male statue says we've only got one chance so lets do the same thing again. The female statue says that sounds great except this time you hold the pigeons and I'll poo on them.
