[Skipton]

Full Settlement!​

A Doctor, a lawyer and a banker all attended the funeral of a very good friend.​

They were standing by the open coffin when the Doctor said, ​

"I just remembered. I owed Ben $100." He reached into his wallet and took ​

out two crisp new $50 notes and placed them into the coffin.
The lawyer then said, "You have reminded me that I also owed him $100" ​

and with that, the lawyer took five $20 notes from his pocket and placed them into the coffin. ​

The banker stood silent for a few minutes before he, too, said​

"By gosh, I recall that I also owe him $100." .. ​

The banker then took out his cheque book, wrote a cheque for $300,​

dropped it into the coffin and took the $200 in change...​

 

[Jarred Santos]

Full Settlement!​

A Doctor, a lawyer and a banker all attended the funeral of a very good friend.​

They were standing by the open coffin when the Doctor said, ​

"I just remembered. I owed Ben $100." He reached into his wallet and took ​

out two crisp new $50 notes and placed them into the coffin. ​

The lawyer then said, "You have reminded me that I also owed him $100" ​

and with that, the lawyer took five $20 notes from his pocket and placed them into the coffin. ​

The banker stood silent for a few minutes before he, too, said​

"By gosh, I recall that I also owe him $100." .. ​

The banker then took out his cheque book, wrote a cheque for $300,​

dropped it into the coffin and took the $200 in change...​

Bankers, eh? I pity the bank teller who gets to help with cashing the check

 

[Dennis]

Good one today.

 

[Anna K]

My version had an Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot!

 

[Barbara V]

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Full Settlement!​

A Doctor, a lawyer and a banker all attended the funeral of a very good friend.​

They were standing by the open coffin when the Doctor said, ​

"I just remembered. I owed Ben $100." He reached into his wallet and took ​

out two crisp new $50 notes and placed them into the coffin. ​

The lawyer then said, "You have reminded me that I also owed him $100" ​

and with that, the lawyer took five $20 notes from his pocket and placed them into the coffin. ​

The banker stood silent for a few minutes before he, too, said​

"By gosh, I recall that I also owe him $100." .. ​

The banker then took out his cheque book, wrote a cheque for $300,​

dropped it into the coffin and took the $200 in change...​

Heard that before in a different version

 

[Vinylted]

Yet another version had the Lawyer depositing the cheque.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Full Settlement!​

A Doctor, a lawyer and a banker all attended the funeral of a very good friend.​

They were standing by the open coffin when the Doctor said, ​

"I just remembered. I owed Ben $100." He reached into his wallet and took ​

out two crisp new $50 notes and placed them into the coffin. ​

The lawyer then said, "You have reminded me that I also owed him $100" ​

and with that, the lawyer took five $20 notes from his pocket and placed them into the coffin. ​

The banker stood silent for a few minutes before he, too, said​

"By gosh, I recall that I also owe him $100." .. ​

The banker then took out his cheque book, wrote a cheque for $300,​

dropped it into the coffin and took the $200 in change...​

Lol, what a clever banker, hope the dead friend will be cash it in heaven Hahaha.

 

[Johnlalor]

Where that cheque is going there would be no point in putting a stop on it

 

[Emmy Im12]

Full Settlement!​

A Doctor, a lawyer and a banker all attended the funeral of a very good friend.​

They were standing by the open coffin when the Doctor said, ​

"I just remembered. I owed Ben $100." He reached into his wallet and took ​

out two crisp new $50 notes and placed them into the coffin. ​

The lawyer then said, "You have reminded me that I also owed him $100" ​

and with that, the lawyer took five $20 notes from his pocket and placed them into the coffin. ​

The banker stood silent for a few minutes before he, too, said​

"By gosh, I recall that I also owe him $100." .. ​

The banker then took out his cheque book, wrote a cheque for $300,​

dropped it into the coffin and took the $200 in change...​

 

[Ezzy]

Never be able to cash the cheque if this was a cremation.