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A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order.
He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,
"This guy just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards...is 2 slices of crisp bacon.
'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'
(I love this one...! )
She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
