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From the Clergy
Pastor John Flapps sees a lady church member the worse for wear as he passes a pub,
he goes in and tries to help her home but they fall and he ends up on top of her.
The landlord shouts "Oi mate, you can't do that in here"
The reverend gentleman replies "but you don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps"
Landlord says "Oh well, if you're that far in you may as well finish"
Pastor is in the pulpit on Sunday when he happens to look down and says to the sexton; is that Fanny Green, the sextons says No I think it's just the light from the
stained glass window.
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