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Froggie

We got a baby frog and decided to get a DNA test for it.

He turned out to be mostly Irish, a little bit Italian, somewhat German, and a tad Pole.
 
Froggie

We got a baby frog and decided to get a DNA test for it.

He turned out to be mostly Irish, a little bit Italian, somewhat German, and a tad Pole.
Ha ha
 
Did’t get it, sorry!!
 
got a room full of laughs and smiles with that one. I love a joke that isn’t crude. Thank you.phantom rose. We are wearing the smiles you gave us.
 
good one
 
Did’t get it, sorry!!
Put the word tad together with pole and you have tadpole. Separately they mean a tiny bit Polish. But a frog is a tadpole before turning into a frog. Therein lies the joke.
 
Ever since Christmas, my wife is getting more and more uppity with each passing day. She told me over breakfast this morning she had 14 reasons why she was going to leave me, and THEN added that I was obsessed by Tennis.....
I said "That's 15, Love!....."
 
Froggie

We got a baby frog and decided to get a DNA test for it.

He turned out to be mostly Irish, a little bit Italian, somewhat German, and a tad Pole.
Clever!
 
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Saw that joke yesterday!!!!!!
 
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Ever since Christmas, my wife is getting more and more uppity with each passing day. She told me over breakfast this morning she had 14 reasons why she was going to leave me, and THEN added that I was obsessed by Tennis.....
I said "That's 15, Love!....."
huh?
 

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