[Luckyus]

Frightened Young Blonde​

A young lady consults her GP, worried about the current bird-flu epidemic and what she has read about it in medical literature.
She has heard that the disease can spread to humans causing Hyperemesis Gravidarum and ascites.

After a thorough examination, urine tests etc. the medic confirms that the bird she was involved with her condition was a Cockatoo.

 

[Wandiwa]

My favourite is the doubled breasted bed thrasher.