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Fried Rice

G'day, members! We’ve got a fun one from @Robert Henzell to brighten your day. Here’s a joke he sent us—enjoy!


A Greek owner of a veggie shop greets the owner of a Chinese restaurant next door every day with "Have you any Flied Lice" and the Chinese gentleman always responds with "Got plenty of Flied Lice"

This goes on every day for a week or so until the Chinese gentleman decides he has had enough so he starts practicing to pronounce "Fried Rice, Fried Rice"

On the next day the Greek man says to him have you got any "Flied Lice" and the Chinese man says: I have plenty of Fried Rice you "Gleek Plick"
 
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