[Skipton]

Fridged!​

One morning at a Doctor's clinic, a patient arrives and complains of a serious back pain.
The doctor examines him and asks, 'Tell me what happened to your back?'
The patient replies, 'Doctor, I work for a local night club. This morning I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew that someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy. That is how I strained my back.'
The Doctor gives the medication and he leaves.
Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck.
The Doctor said, 'My previous patient looked bad. But you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?'
He replied, 'You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time. And you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge. I don't know how and where from this fridge fell on me.'
Before closing hours, the third patient comes. He looks like he was punished in hell.
The Doctor is shocked. He asks, 'What the hell happened to you?'
The patient replies, 'Well, it started like this. I was in a fridge...'