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Fred and Sam

Two older gentlemen, Fred and Sam, went to see a movie.​

Merely minutes into the movie, Sam heard Fred rustling around.​

It appeared that he was reaching under all of the seats.​

“What on earth are you doing, Fred?” asked Sam.​

Fred indignantly responded,​

“I had a caramel in my mouth and it dropped out. I’m trying to find it!”​

Annoyed, Sam told him not to worry about it — they could get him another caramel later since that one was ruined by now.​

“But I’ve got to,” said Fred, exasperated.​

“My teeth are in it!”​

 

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