Forgive Me, I Am Going To Sin!
After this fellow and his Irish, girl friend had been to the cinema
they went to the girls' house and after a bit of kissing and cuddling they had sex.
When they had finished, the girl said I will have to go to confession
in the morning and tell the priest I had sex 4 times tonight.
The boy said we have only had it once.
The girl answered you’re not going home yet, are you?