[Observer]

Forgive Me Father​

A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell all of your sins, my daughter."
"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it."
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"
"No," the priest says, "But it'll wipe that smile off your face!"

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Gazman]

Is this joke of the year? Someone's imagination is running riot!

 

[Bill MacL]

Fear of money is known as...​

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A. Richophobia B. Plutophobia C. Muchophobia D. Greedophobia

I have never been A, Am not D or B, but I wouldn't mind a bit C.

 

[Ivory]

My sister and i, brought up strict Catholic, were discussing confession this afternoon. We had to go to confession once a month and were taken there by the nuns, during school time. Both of us used to make up sins so we had something to say, and we always had to pray to cleanse our souls. Not sure if the woman in question made up the number and if she thought lemon juice would be more of a deterent than prayer!

 

[Dennis]

Maybe she would be sore but she would be satisfied,

 

[Ivory]

Maybe she would be sore but she would be satisfied,

What, from the lemon juice?

 

[CliffE]

Is this joke of the year? Someone's imagination is running riot!

We can dream on.

 

[Hrynpa]

Loved it