[Skipton]

''Forever Hold Your Peace''​

At a wedding ceremony, the priest asked if anyone had anything
to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by
a young beautiful woman carrying a child.
She started walking toward the pastor slowly.
Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen started giving each other looks
and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The priest asked the woman,
"Can you tell us why you came forward?
What do you have to say?"
The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

At a wedding ceremony, the priest asked if anyone had anything
to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by
a young beautiful woman carrying a child.
She started walking toward the pastor slowly.
Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen started giving each other looks
and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The priest asked the woman,
"Can you tell us why you came forward?
What do you have to say?"
The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."

HILARIOUS

 

[Xe]

A couple who were making wedding preparations die in a traffic accident.​

When they arrive at heaven, the man finds an angel and explains the situation, asking if they could arrange a wedding in heaven or not.

-Let me have a look, the angel says.

After a few months, it comes back to the couple and tells them:

-Everything's set, you guys can marry.


The bride asks:

-What if we cannot get along and want to divorce, can you arrange that too?

The angel roars in rage:

-IT TOOK ME 4 MONTHS TO FIND A PRIEST IN HERE, HOW MANY MORE DO I NEED TO FIND A LAWYER DO YOU THINK?