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mick.idgaf
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Flying
The man got on the airplane, sweating profusely and biting his nails. The flight attendant said, "Sir, can I get you something from the bar to calm you down?"
He nodded and she brought him a whiskey. He knocked it back in one gulp. Twenty minutes later she saw him shaking like a leaf.
"Would another drink help?", she asked sympathetically.
He nodded feverishly. She got him another drink and he gulped it down.
Fifteen minutes later there was no improvement. In fact he was worse than ever, sobbing audibly.
The flight attendant remarked, "I've never seen anyone so afraid of flying".
"I'm not afraid of flying", said the man. "I'm trying to give up drinking!"
