[Skipton]

Flatterer!​

I was at the hardware store to get a duplicate of my
car key made when the store clerk said, “You’re a model?”
It was exactly what a woman in her mid-30’s wanted to hear.
“Well, no, I’m not,” I said, blushing. “But, I’m flattered that...“
He stopped me right there, pointed to my car keys and slowly repeated,
“Year…and... model”

 

[Ivory]

She’s still a model to think that way. Old fat and wrinkly my response would be Model T!

 

[Nevertiki]

Time for a hearing aid test?

 

[Veggiepatch]

A pretty young blonde was door knocking, looking for odd jobs to earn extra money. She came across a middle aged man in the front yard of his palatial mansion and asked him if he wanted any work done.

He said "I wouldn't mind my porch repainted....I'll get you the paint and brushes and I'll pay you $200".

"Wow" says the blonde "I'll get onto it straight away!"

After about an hour, she finishes and approaches the old fella. "Geez...that was quick!" he says.

The blonde says "Aw thanks....But it's a Mercedes, not a Porsche!"