First day back at school and the teacher asked the class what interesting things they saw during the school holidays.

TEACHER: Yes Billy. What did you see on the holidays?
BILLY: There was a huge fire in the house down the road. Fire engines everywhere!

TEACHER: So Suzie, what do you see?
SUZIE: We went to the zoo and saw gorillas and giraffes and elephants and all types of animals!

Meanwhile, Johnny is standing up waving his hand around furiously.

TEACHER: OK Johnnie, tell everybody what you saw.
JOHNNIE: I saw a flat dog in the park.
TEACHER: How did you know it was flat?
JOHNNIE: "Cause another dog was pumping it up!
 

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