Flash Sale
2 young MBA grads were opening their 1st retail outlet.
At this point the store was still empty with just shelving etc installed.
Both of them had sat down for a break when one said to the other,
I’ll bet you lunch that some old senior sticks his head thru the doorway
within the hour to ask what we’re selling. You’re on the other said.
Sure, enough about 1/2 an hour later an old fella stuck
his head in and asked what they were selling.
We’re selling ASSHOLES one of the MBA's replied.
Without missing a beat, the old guy said business must be booming,
there’s only 2 left!