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Five Surgeons​

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from Edinburgh, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Birmingham, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'

The third surgeon, from Oxford, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Glasgow chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from London shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no round parts, no brains, and no spine.

Plus, the head and the and the bottom are interchangeable.