[Luckyus]

First Night Trepidation​

A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin

and I don’t know anything about sex*. Can you

explain it to me first?” “Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply,

we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call

my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is put the

prisoner in the prison.” And they made love for the first

time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to

have escaped.” Turning on his side, he smiles and says,

“Then we will have to re-imprison him.” After the second time,

the bride says, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!”

The husband rises to the occasion and they made

love again. The bride again says, “Honey, the prisoner

escaped again,” to which the husband yelled,

“Hey, it’s not a life sentence!!!”