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FINDING A HAT IN CHURCH​

FINDING A HAT IN CHURCH

Nathan goes to church one Sunday and Father Kelly almost faints when he sees him.
Nathan has not stepped foot inside a church for years.

At the end of the Service, Father Kelly goes over to Nathan and says, "I’m very pleased to see you here today, what made you come?"
Nathan replies, "I'll be honest with you, Father Kelly. I lost my favorite hat about 3 months ago and I really miss it.
A friend of mine told me that Kenny Graham has a hat just like mine.
My friend also told me that Graham comes to church every Sunday, always takes his hat off before Service begins and leaves it in the cloakroom at the back of the church.
So, I was going to leave after the sermon and steal Graham's hat."

Father Kelly says, "Well Nathan, I notice that you didn't steal Graham’s hat after all. Whilst I’m very glad, please tell me why you changed your mind."
"Well Father," replies Nathan, "after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided I didn't need to steal Graham’s hat."

Father Kelly smiles and says, "I suppose you decided against it after you heard me talking about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'?"
"Not exactly, Father," replies Nathan. "After you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' I remembered where I left my hat."

 

[Jarred Santos]

FINDING A HAT IN CHURCH​

FINDING A HAT IN CHURCH

Nathan goes to church one Sunday and Father Kelly almost faints when he sees him.
Nathan has not stepped foot inside a church for years.

At the end of the Service, Father Kelly goes over to Nathan and says, "I’m very pleased to see you here today, what made you come?"
Nathan replies, "I'll be honest with you, Father Kelly. I lost my favorite hat about 3 months ago and I really miss it.
A friend of mine told me that Kenny Graham has a hat just like mine.
My friend also told me that Graham comes to church every Sunday, always takes his hat off before Service begins and leaves it in the cloakroom at the back of the church.
So, I was going to leave after the sermon and steal Graham's hat."

Father Kelly says, "Well Nathan, I notice that you didn't steal Graham’s hat after all. Whilst I’m very glad, please tell me why you changed your mind."
"Well Father," replies Nathan, "after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided I didn't need to steal Graham’s hat."

Father Kelly smiles and says, "I suppose you decided against it after you heard me talking about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'?"
"Not exactly, Father," replies Nathan. "After you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' I remembered where I left my hat."

Father Kelly almost fainted at the start, and I guess we found out what finally made him faint! Haha!