[Luckyus]

Finally​

My mate’s wife was furious as he was late home yet again.
So she left a note on the dressing table. It read,
"That’s it, I’ve left you so don't bother coming after me."
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
When he came home she heard him walk into the bedroom,
pause at the dresser, & read the note. Then he picked up a pen and wrote something on it.
Next thing she hears is him on the phone:
"She's finally gone. Yeah, I know - about time.
I'm coming over. I love you. Can't wait to see you...He hangs up, grabs his keys, and walks out.
She hears the car drive off, holding back tears & fuming,
she crawls out from under the bed and grabs the note to see what he’d written.
It said: "I can see your feet. We’ve got no milk-be back in 5 mins."