[JTeyssier]

Finally a blonde joke when the blonde is the smart one ​

A blonde sits down on a plane and starts to read her book but the guy sitting next to her, a lawyer, won’t leave her alone. Finally, he says to her, “Let’s play a game. I’ll ask you a question and if you can’t answer it, you owe me five dollars. Then you ask me a question and I can’t answer it, I owe you a thousand dollars.”

The blonde says, “Okay.”

The lawyer says, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

Without a word, the blonde opens her purse, takes out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to him. She then asks, “What goes up the hill on three legs and comes down on two?”

The lawyer thinks about this; he does an internet search; he calls his friends and asks them but he’s stymied and he hands the blond a thousand dollars. She puts it into her purse and goes back to reading. The lawyer says, “Hey! What’s the answer?”

Without a word, the blonde opens her purse, takes out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to him.

 

[Ian D]

Now that's good

 

[Luckyus]

Benn around a long time.

 

[mOiOz]

Benn around a long time.

Duhh..! Almost all the jokes have been around, are old, or have been posted elsewhere.
You just have to hope the readers have been living under a rock all their lives, or most likely, forgotten them in their old age...!!!!

 

[Luckyus]

Duhh..! Almost all the jokes have been around, are old, or have been posted elsewhere.
You just have to hope the readers have been living under a rock all their lives, or most likely, forgotten them in their old age...!!!!

Duhh..! Almost all the jokes have been around, are old, or have been posted elsewhere.
You just have to hope the readers have been living under a rock all their lives, or most likely, forgotten them in their old age...!!!!

Even though they've been around a long time and words get changed , so ultimately you can possibly hear it afresh and still laugh, possibly it's no wonder there' s still something refreshing. in a rehash