[Luckyus]

Filthy Bathroom Jokes
Read At Your Own Peril​

What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart?​

You are the wind beneath my wings.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?​

A private tutor.

How is a girlfriend like a laxative?​

They both irritate the shit out of you.

What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?​

“Together, we can stop this crap.”

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?​

He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.

How is life like toilet paper?​

You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.