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Fidel Castro Had Just Started His Long Boring Speeches
… when an older man in the crowd was heard saying, “Peanuts
Popcorn
Cracker Jack.”
Castro didn't break his stride but a few minutes later, a second voice was heard but with the same message, “Peanuts
Popcorn
Cracker Jack.”
This time the Bearded One seemed momentarily perturbed, probably wondering why the secret police hadn't already scooped up the disrespectful cur
But he continued the speech.
A few minutes later, yet another voice chimed, “Peanuts
Popcorn
Cracker Jack.”
That did it
The incensed Castro screams out, “The next person I hear say that — well, I will personally kick his arse all the way to Miami Beach!”
At which the whole crowd erupted, “Peanuts! Popcorn! Cracker Jack!”
