[Skipton]

Featherweight!​

When I stepped on the scale at my doctor’s office,
I was surprised to see that I weighed 144 pounds.
“Why don’t you just take off that last four?”
I joked to the nurses aide as she made a notation on my chart.
A few moments later, my doctor came in and flipped through the chart.
“I see you’ve lost weight,” he said.
“You’re down to... 14 pounds???”