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Fathers And Sons
| "While reading an article last night about fathers and their sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. "Off we went to our local pub, only two blocks from the cottage. "I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. "Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? "He didn't. I drank it. "I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope! "In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast , Ireland 's finest whisky. "He wouldn't even smell it. "What could I do but drink it! "By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so shit-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!" |
