A man has two adorably beautiful daughters and his wife goes into hospital to deliver the couples third child. The child born was the ugliest the world had ever seen. The husband was aghast and yelled at his wife, we have two beautiful daughters and now a monster, you have been cheating on me. The wife smiled enigmatically and said no, not this time!
 
My husband was away working when each of my two children were born. He was a long distance Coach Driver and when he turned up the day after my son was born, the nurses ran in to me and asked did my husband drive a coach - I was amazed and said "Yes, why?" and they said well one just parked in the carpark and the driver got out and he looks very much like your son.
 
My two daughters were 6lb 1oz and 6lb 3oz, respectively.

Then along comes my son who weighed in at a whopping 9lb 3oz! The walls of the Shoalhaven Hospital shook when the ex wife yelled "GET THIS F**KING THING OUT OF ME!!"

I will never forget the morning of 28 December 1997!
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My 3 children were good weights My first boy *8/1/2 lbs, second son 10/3/4ibs and my Daughter was 9 lbs

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. I accused my wife of putting glue on my water pistol collection/ she denied it, but I am still sticking to my guns
 
My two daughters were 6lb 1oz and 6lb 3oz, respectively.

Then along comes my son who weighed in at a whopping 9lb 3oz! The walls of the Shoalhaven Hospital shook when the ex wife yelled "GET THIS F**KING THING OUT OF ME!!"

I will never forget the morning of 28 December 1997!
Neither will your ex wife! 😉
 
My two daughters were 6lb 1oz and 6lb 3oz, respectively.

Then along comes my son who weighed in at a whopping 9lb 3oz! The walls of the Shoalhaven Hospital shook when the ex wife yelled "GET THIS F**KING THING OUT OF ME!!"

I will never forget the morning of 28 December 1997!
Don't remind me Michael was wrong way round and feet first
 
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