[Ian D]

Faithfull​

When a man & wife got married they agreed to have one locked draw each to keep thier own secret.
This went on for about 10 years until the husband decided that he could not help himself & busted into his wifes locked draw. The next night ar dinner he was all apollogestic to his wife & said i am so sorry dear, i busted into your secret draw, iam so sorry. The wife saiid i am surprised that it has taken you so long to do so. The husband once again apologises but asked can you just please explain the contents? There were two eggs in tne draw & a jar with ten tbousand dollars in it. What are the two eggs for, she replied evertime i was unfaithfull to you i put an egg in the draw. The husband thought for a minute & said well thats not too bad ten years & two eggs, But what is the ten thousand dollars? She replied well everytime i got a dozen i sold them.