[Skipton]

''Excuse Me Sir!''​

Employee: "Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?"

Boss: "Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?"
Employee: "Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years." Boss: "Yes."
Employee: "I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first."
Boss: "A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time."
Employee: "I understand your position, and I know that the current economic downturn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade."
Boss: "Taking into account these factors and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?" Employee: "Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!"
Boss: "Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?"
Employee: "Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!"

 

[Brody]

''Excuse Me Sir!''​

Employee: "Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?"

Well there you have it.
Very cunning, that's the way to do it.
But what happened next ? Did the Boss
take back the offer or did he just let it
go ?

 

[Dennis]

In the matter of the last company wanting him my motto is If you cannot afford it do not buy it,

 

[Kman]

Well how about a Halloween joke?

A haunted house doesn’t have any living rooms.

 

[anne2162]

''Excuse Me Sir!''​

Employee: "Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?"

Good one

 

[Loubeauxarts]

Love it. Didn't anticipate that ending at all

 

[chinkapook]

What a beauty.An unexpected ending

 

[Brody]

What a beauty.An unexpected ending

This one was very good . You didn't see it
coming..so unexpected

 

[magpie1]

You are a laugh a minute @Skipton........keep them coming, I really enjoy your sense of humor.