[Luckyus]

Essex Girl Joke No 3​

An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: “It’s OK I’m a paramedic and I’m going to ask you some questions?”
Girl: “OK”
Medic: “What’s your name?”
Girl: ” Sharon .”
Medic: “OK Sharon , is this your car?”
Sharon : “Yes.”
Medic: “Where are you bleeding from?”
Sharon : “Bleedin Romford, mate.”