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Escapee!
I live near a zoo and occasionally animals escape. Usually birds or smaller animals. I awoke one morning last week to find a ruckus in the tree out in the yard. I went out and investigated and found a large gorilla in the tree. I rang the zoo and explained what had happened. A short time later a zookeeper arrived to catch the gorilla. I showed him where it was. He had with him a pair of handcuffs, a large dog and a shotgun. He told me to hold the handcuffs and the dog whilst he went up the tree. He would push the gorilla out of the tree whereupon the dog would bite the gorillas nuts and I would handcuff the gorilla. I asked what the shotgun was for. He said if he fell out of the tree that I should shoot the dog.
