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Eric Is In Hospital
Eric Is In Hospital
Who the hell is Eric ?
Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night:
Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with ....
"Where the hell have you been?"
Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred Dollar note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?"
she said, shaking her head in disgust.
"Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant
get a hundred Dollar note tattooed on his willy?"
"Well...
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,
Now you can stay right here at home and blow a
hundred Dollars anytime you want!!"
Eric is presently in The Melbourne General Hospital,
Critical Care Unit.
I'm afraid there are no visitors until further notice!
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