[Luckyus]

Eric Is In Hospital​

Who the hell is Eric ?

Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .... "Where the hell have you been?"

Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his willy?"

"Well...
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want!!"

Eric is presently in The Canberra General Infirmary, Critical Care Unit.
I'm afraid there are no visitors until further notice!

 

[Jarred Santos]

Eric Is In Hospital​

Who the hell is Eric ?

Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .... "Where the hell have you been?"

Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his willy?"

"Well...
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want!!"

Eric is presently in The Canberra General Infirmary, Critical Care Unit.
I'm afraid there are no visitors until further notice!

LOL that money's not growing anytime soon

 

[Emmy Im12]

Eric Is In Hospital​

Who the hell is Eric ?

Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .... "Where the hell have you been?"

Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his willy?"

"Well...
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want!!"

Eric is presently in The Canberra General Infirmary, Critical Care Unit.
I'm afraid there are no visitors until further notice!

 

[Dennis]

Eric Is In Hospital​

Who the hell is Eric ?

Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .... "Where the hell have you been?"

Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his willy?"

"Well...
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want!!"

Eric is presently in The Canberra General Infirmary, Critical Care Unit.
I'm afraid there are no visitors until further notice!

Wishful thinking. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey.

 

[JamieM]

Wishful thinking. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey.

I thought with a name like that it would be a camel with NO humps.

 

[Bill MacL]

LOL that money's not growing anytime soon

That wasn't a wise investment.

 

[Jest]

Eric Is In Hospital​

Who the hell is Eric ?

Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .... "Where the hell have you been?"

Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his willy?"

"Well...
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want!!"

Eric is presently in The Canberra General Infirmary, Critical Care Unit.
I'm afraid there are no visitors until further notice!

 

[Jest]

Eric Is In Hospital​

Who the hell is Eric ?

Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .... "Where the hell have you been?"

Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his willy?"

"Well...
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want!!"

Eric is presently in The Canberra General Infirmary, Critical Care Unit.
I'm afraid there are no visitors until further notice!

another goody. ta very much

 

[SirExton]

B 4 this Eric always use to put his Willy in the Till, cos he liked coming into money!

 

[WADuck]

Wishful thinking. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey.

If that is the case Dennis what would you call a camel with no humps. Humpfrey.?

 

[Loubeauxarts]

OUCH!!!

 

[mOiOz]

Eric Is In Hospital​

Who the hell is Eric ?

Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .... "Where the hell have you been?"

Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his willy?"

"Well...
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want!!"

Eric is presently in The Canberra General Infirmary, Critical Care Unit.
I'm afraid there are no visitors until further notice!

So, when he gives a tip does he need a circumcision...?

 

[Noon]

Eric Is In Hospital​

Who the hell is Eric ?

Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .... "Where the hell have you been?"

Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his willy?"

"Well...
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want!!"

Eric is presently in The Canberra General Infirmary, Critical Care Unit.
I'm afraid there are no visitors until further notice!

It could just as quickly disappear too

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Eric Is In Hospital​

Who the hell is Eric ?

Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .... "Where the hell have you been?"

Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his willy?"

"Well...
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want!!"

Eric is presently in The Canberra General Infirmary, Critical Care Unit.
I'm afraid there are no visitors until further notice!

Lol, don't tell me! she cut off his willy! Hahaha. Poor bugger Lol.

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

I would say to Eric “I want the real money not a wanker”