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ENTRY INTO HEAVEN
Paddy an Irishman passes on and he ends up at the Pearly Gates into Heaven. He rings the bell and Saint Peter appears and asked Paddy what he wanted. Paddy replies I like to come in Please. Saint Peter says I am sorry but we are all full up at the moment. We are expanding the southern side of heaven and you will have to wait until it is completed, However I will ask you 3 questions and if you get all 3 right you can come in straight away.
Question. 1 What are the two days of the week that start with the Letter T. Paddy thinks for a short while and replies TODAY and TOMORROW, Saint Peter say I will have to give you that one
Question.2 How many seconds are there in a year, Paddy replies that a hard question and after a short time replies 12 SECONDS Saint Peter says how on earth did you come up with that answer. Paddy replies The 2nd of January the 2nd of February the 2nd of March and so on until you reach the 2nd December. Saint Peter scratches his head and says I will have to give you that one as well.
Question.3 What is GOD`s NAME Paddy replies that is easy HALLOWED . Saint Peter said whereon earth did you get that answer, Paddy says THE LORDS PRAYER Our Father who art in Heaven HALLOWED be thy name, Saint Peter roars with laughter and says Paddy welcome into Heaven.
