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Earsy Pearsy!
After learning the Lamaze method of natural childbirth,
I was admitted to the delivery room with my wife.
It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally announced,
"I've got the head now; just a few more minutes."
"Is it a girl or boy?" I asked excitedly.
The doctor replied,
"I don't know. It's hard to tell by the ears."
