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DWARF IN A BAR​

A dwarf was drinking in a bar when a sexy young lady approached him and said,
“I’ve always wanted to have sêx with a little person.”
The dwarf replied, “I’m sorry, but I’ve had women say that before, then I go home
with them and the husband or boyfriend finds out and I get beaten up.”

“It’s ok,” said the woman, “my husband is working away until next week.“
So, against his better judgment, he goes back with the woman.
They start having amazing sêx, when suddenly the front door opens.

“Shit, it’s my husband!“ she said.”Quick, hang out of the bedroom window
and when he goes for a shower, you can climb in and get away!”
So the dwarf climbs out of the window and hangs on the ledge by his fingertips.
The husband comes in the bedroom, says “It’s cold in here!” slams the window
shut and the dwarf plummets to the ground.

The woman is distraught and calls an ambulance. A couple of days later, she
visits the dwarf in hospital.
“How are you?” she asked.
“Well, my fingers are broken, I’ve got two broken ankles, a dislocated hip and
severe concussion,” he said.

“Oh dear!” she said. “Still, it could have been much worse.“
“Much worse?!” said the dwarf. “How do you figure that out?”
“Well,” she said, “you’re lucky that I live in a bungalow!”