[Skipton]

Dumb And Dumber​

A young couple decided to take their six-year-old son to the beach for the day.
Not just any beach but a nudist beach. So, they go down the beach and find
a place to sit, and the young boy asks,
"Mummy can I go for a walk along the beach" and Mum says,
"Yes, but don't go out of my sight". The little boy wanders off along the beach
and comes back several minutes later. "Mummy," he says,
"some of the ladies have got bigger boobies than you", and Mum says,
"Yes, I know dear but what you should remember is the bigger the boobies, the sillier the lady".
The little boy is happy with this explanation and asks, "Can I go and have a paddle in the water"
and Mum says, "Yes, but don't go out too far".
So, he heads off to the water and comes back several minutes later and states,
"Mummy, some of the men have got bigger things than Daddy", and Mum says,
"Yes, I know dear but what you need to remember is the bigger the man’s thing, the dumber he is".
The little boy is happy with this explanation and asks, "Can I go and have another paddle"
and Mum says, "Ok but don't be too long; we are going to have lunch soon".
So, the boy trots off down the beach; this time, he is only gone a couple of minutes, and he's back. He's in a hurry.
He's running. "Mummy, mummy, Daddy's talking to the silliest lady on the beach,
and the longer he talks to her, the dumber he gets".