[Skipton]

Drops!​

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
“Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
“So, Seamus, how was your day?”
Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol.”
“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir.” – says Seamus.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame,
she undressed herself, lied down on the table, and shouted:
“HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”
“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” – asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes.” !!!!!

 

[TrixieLovesTigers]

Funny Seamus

 

[MotherGoose]

Good one, Skipton! Keep 'em coming.

(Am now waiting for Dougal to complain that Seamus should be Bruce, Tylenol should be paracetamol and Maalox should be Gaviscon).

 

[APapaz]

Good one, Skipton! Keep 'em coming.

(Am now waiting for Dougal to complain that Seamus should be Bruce, Tylenol should be paracetamol and Maalox should be Gaviscon).

Good one MotherGoose!! Come on Dougal, don’t disappoint!

 

[MHM]

Good one, Skipton! Keep 'em coming.

(Am now waiting for Dougal to complain that Seamus should be Bruce, Tylenol should be paracetamol and Maalox should be Gaviscon).

and rightly so, c'mon Dougal.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Drops!​

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
“Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
“So, Seamus, how was your day?”
Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol.”
“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir.” – says Seamus.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame,
she undressed herself, lied down on the table, and shouted:
“HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”
“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” – asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes.” !!!!!

Lol, what a good assistant he wasn't tempted Hahaha. The doctor miss out Hahaha.

 

[Chook03]

Lol, what a good assistant he wasn't tempted Hahaha. The doctor miss out Hahaha.

Maybe, he was “elderly!! Still laughing.

 

[Dennis]

Drops!​

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
“Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
“So, Seamus, how was your day?”
Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol.”
“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir.” – says Seamus.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame,
she undressed herself, lied down on the table, and shouted:
“HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”
“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” – asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes.” !!!!!

 

[Dennis]

Have not heard that one before, had a quiet laugh to myself.

 

[Macarj]

Talk about a missed opportunity