[Luckyus]

Dropped Your Purse​

I saw a woman drop her purse in the street this morning, so I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting "You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!" She didn't hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too. As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said "You dropped your purse on the floor outside McDonald's". "Thank you so much" she said "Where is it?" I said "I've just told you - on the floor outside McDonald's!"

 

[Buchanfarmer]

oh my heck.

 

[Gazman]

bugger

 

[SirExton]

His name wasn't Tom Ha....I mean, Forest Gump, was it?

 

[Littleboy8]

oh my heck.

 

[Vickers]

Why did you "pursue" her ??

 

[SirExton]

Why did you "pursue" her ??

She had, lots of money, honey!

 

[HelenB55]

I think he might have been Irish

 

[SirExton]

I think he might have been Irish

2 B sure! 2 B Sure! Slaint'e