[Skipton]

Driving Test​

After twelve attempts, my wife finally passed her driving test.
I asked her what I could get for her as a celebration gift.
''Just something cheap to run around in.'' She said.
So I bought her a pair of trainers from K mart!

 

[Buchanfarmer]

Some trainers can go fast, especially when tied to a police car

 

[Mrtnst]

He better have got a pair for himself and been using them as intended when she found her 'gift'.

 

[Buchanfarmer]

Run rabbit run, comes to mind

 

[Daibhin]

When my cousin begged her father for something to get her to her first job on time, saying he need'nt spend all that much, my uncle suggested... roller skates?

 

[Buchanfarmer]

Yes with a tow rope for free to hook on any passing vehicle.
I had roller skates in Germany. Skating one day with oldest daughter we had to cross the railway about 6 lines going into Troisdorf. Carefully we crossed one track at a time. Got half way across and the gates started to close with bells ringing. We were stuck - which line was the oncoming train on?
silence then shouting from the signal box about 500 meters away - get off the track. We were shocked, which way? He shouted again that way fast. Well with rollerblades on it wasn’t fast. Whilst we concentrated betting over each rail, then I noticed the train 50 meters away waiting. Signal red. The driver waved. We got clear to wave back to the train and signal box

 

[phantomrose101]

Todays woman would take his car and shove the trainers ………….

 

[Mrtnst]

It's amazing how often 'today's woman' sounds like 'yesterday's man'.