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Drinking Problem
A bloke comes into a pub, goes to the bar and says to the barman, "Give us a pint, thanks, mate."
So the barman gives him a pint of beer. The bloke skols half the glass and suddenly throws the other half into the barman's face.
The barman stands there looking shocked as beer pours down his face, and he yells, "What did you do that for?"
The bloke says, "Gee, I'm so sorry, mate. It's a nervous tic I get. I'm so deeply embarrassed. Please accept my apology."
The barman replies, "Mate, you should go and see a psychiatrist about that." and the bloke nods and leaves.
A few weeks later the same bloke comes into the same pub and asks the same barman for a pint of beer.
The barman pours the pint and hands it over. The bloke skols half of it and throws the other half into the barman's face.
"BLOODY HELL!" The barman yells, "I thought I told you to GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST!"
The bloke grins and replies. "I did see a psychiatrist."
The barman grumbles, "Well, it doesn't seem to have helped much."
The bloke replies, "Oh, yes. He helped me heaps. I don't get embarrassed anymore."
