SDC Rewards Member
Upgrade yours now

Drinking problem
It was early last September as near as I can remember
While strolling down the lane in drunken pride. (hiccup)
Not a word did I utter as I lay down in the gutter
When this pig came up and lay down by my side
Not a soul was I disturbing as I lay there by the curbing
But this high-toned lady stopped, and I heard her say,
“You may tell someone who boozes, by the company he chooses.”
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.