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SirExton

SirExton

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Drinking problem

It was early last September as near as I can remember

While strolling down the lane in drunken pride. (hiccup)

Not a word did I utter as I lay down in the gutter

When this pig came up and lay down by my side

Not a soul was I disturbing as I lay there by the curbing

But this high-toned lady stopped, and I heard her say,

“You may tell someone who boozes, by the company he chooses.”

And the pig got up and slowly walked away.
 

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