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Dress For The Ocassion!​

Dress For The Ocassion!

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Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.
I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk
with you about him before I give him my answer.”
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 p.m.,
dressed like such a gentleman, in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!
Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there?
A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he takes me out for dinner; lobster, champagne, dessert and after-dinner drinks.
Then we go to a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much,
I could have just died from pleasure!
So then we are coming back to my apartment, and he turns into an ANIMAL.
Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times!”
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So you’re telling me I shouldn't go?”
Edna: "No, no, no ... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."