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Luckyus

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Here, There and Everywhere?
Dreaded Knock - Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You forgot me already!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Just how many aliens do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out the window and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doin’ and open the damn door.
 
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Doctor, Doctor I keep stealing things. Take one of these pills and if they do not work, bring me back a computer.
 
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