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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a pint of beer? the bartender says, For you? No charge
You been reading Billy Brownless Joke Book.
 
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a pint of beer? the bartender says, For you? No charge
Three vampires walk into a bar.
The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"
 
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